Re: [ietf-runners] Thursday West London Hash

[Michael Richardson <[e-mail]>]

Esko will join us tonight.

I looked at the schedule after getting dressed and realized I should have
just wore my running shit all day.  I will have to pop back to my room to
change or get a change of clothing, since I have a session that goes right to
6pm. (I'll leave early)

We need to leave on bus 16 to get to Victoria station at 6pm in order to
avoid the underground strike.

I asked Henk if I could use his room, but he warned me it was a Henk disaster.
Could someone in the metropole lend me their room to put my laptop, and
change into my clothing?  Ideally, I'll fetch my clothing at lunch time, and
change at 16:30.  maybe you have a spare key?

The run is at:
    https://westlondonhash.com/runs/run-1908-thursday-november-10th-surbiton-tbc/
    The Black Lion, 58 Brighton Road, KT6 5PL Map Link.

The hash is pretty rowdy and rude. Lots of sexual innuendo. Modern rules of
consent do apply.
A hash group (called a kennel) will, after a suitable few months, give you a
name.  People do not not pick their own names.  You won't get named,
and until you are named, you are "Just Rakesh", or "Just Esko", when asked
for your name.
I was named DumbleDick by my home Rideau Hash on account of my Harry Potter glasses.

As a newcomer, you are a "virgin", and they'll want to know what/who made you come/cum.
Good answers are: point to me, "The Internet", or even "British Rail".
Then they might ask you to tell a joke or a sing a song (or show a salicious body part)
They might make me do that too, although I've hashed in London "recently",
and I'm claim to be a returnee :-)

Hash cash is usually 2-3GBP.  This hash probably needs cash.
Pubs in London are either cash only or card only it seems.
Best to have tube/cab fare to get home in case you get badly lost.

I'm at: [phone] or [phone].
... Telegram, WhatsApp, Wire, Signal.
I have more data than voice on my phone plan.

But, this is a social run, and people run together and watch for each other,
and there are lots of walkers, and you are very unlikely to get lost.

--
Michael Richardson <[e-mail]>, Sandelman Software Works
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